Who will watch the Watchmen? Probably no one. It’s an obscenely long, gory, and bad film. [1] I remember two things about Watchmen. The first
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Twilight
Tardy Critic’s mission is to review movies outside the hype that normally surrounds the film’s release. Sometimes, even 10 years isn’t enough for the stigma
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Titanic
Titanic came out when I was in middle school. It was apparently a big hit. If I recall correctly, I had classmates which boasted seeing
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Fracture
Fracture is, hands down, the best movie to come out in 2007. In this masterpiece of storytelling, a young Ryan Gosling goes head to head
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Gone Baby Gone
Gone Baby Gone is a twisted mystery crime film which will have you scratching your head as Casey Affleck slowly puts pieces of the puzzle
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Juno
As with most movies from the 2007 era that I haven’t seen, I went into Juno with low expectations. And I am happy to say
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Dan in Real Life
I went into this movie with low expectations. As a rule, romcoms typically fall in the middle of my rating spectrum. They’re good, rarely great,
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5 Centimeters Per Second
5 Centimeters Per Second is one of the most beautiful movies I have ever seen. An mostly unheard of anime, this film is a joy
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No Country for Old Men
No Country for Old Men is a critically acclaimed western film by the Coen brothers. It took home 4 Oscars, a Golden Globe, and hundreds of
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