Oh my gosh! They are so cute! It’s like a little tiny Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe, and what’s his name.* They’re just little guys! Little
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Van Helsing
Van Helsing is ridiculous on about seven different levels. For starters, there are no less than two horse drawn carriages that crash and explode in
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The Village
Directed by M. Knight Shamalamalamalammlamadingdong. I remember seeing this film in theaters, and being really intrigued by the plot. And then, like the rest of
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April 30, 2014 marks a very important anniversary, but this isn’t one for the history books. 10 years ago today, a film was released that
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Spoiler Alert: I am not going to be kind to this film. The Day After Tomorrow is a disaster of a film. Which is slightly
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2004 was before I was paying attention to movies. I mean, I knew they existed as a “thing” but I wasn’t paying any attention to what movies
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Catwoman
This movie was terrible, in some of the best possible ways. Let’s start with the standard checklist for this type of movie: Absolutely terrible CG
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Shrek 2
Shrek! It was a good movie. It had Billy Murray in it as the comedic relief. It had a fun story and interesting characters. There
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The Terminal
I’m currently sitting in an airport, so even if I don’t write the entire review here, I will write a bit so I can say
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